Have any of you heard that song  “Up” by Loverance?
My roommate and I are listening to this song. Laughing hysterically.  
This dude breaks the records for throwing out the most consecutive nonsensical commands to a woman.

Arch that back. Make that ass clap.
Make the pussy squirt (yea I got stroke)
Tell me where it hurts. Spread them legs.

This is the entire song for five minutes.